51+ Black Friday Quotes, Black Friday Facebook Status, Wish Black Friday

Black Friday Quotes:-In this Article I will Provide you the Latest Collection of 51+ Black Friday Quotes, Black Friday Facebook Status, Wish for Black Friday for Whatsapp.

 

Black Friday Facebook Status
Black Friday Facebook Status

Black Friday Facebook Status

Black Friday Quotes

Wish Black Friday

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Black Friday Sms

 

Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. — Bo Derek

A bargain ain’t a bargain unless it’s something you need. ~Sidney Carroll

“I hope your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe that you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday.” – Unknown

For those of us in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe

The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. ~Johnny Carson

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don’t need with money you don’t have. ~Author unknown

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.

“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” – Bo Derek

“Buying something you do not need is a waste of money, even if it is a bargain.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Just go in and try things on… things you may even think, ‘I would never wear that.’ Give yourself that freedom.”— Vera Wang

 

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift… The hangover comes the day after. ~Joyce Brothers

“Hiding some people’s possessions would reveal the depth of their shallowness.”― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.” – Unknown

Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. ~Author Unknown

Today, there are three kinds of people: the have’s, the have-not’s, and the have-not-paid-for-what-they-have’s. ~Earl Wilson

The only gift is a portion of thyself.  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more. ~Kin Hubbard

“Fashion has two purposes: comfort and love. Beauty comes when fashion succeeds.” ― Coco Chanel

Friday’ is about hanging out with friends, having fun. I felt like it was my personality in that song.- Rebecca Black

“I shop, therefore I am.” — Heather Chandler, Heathers

“Happiness is not in money, but in shopping.” – Marilyn Monroe

Creditors have better memories than debtors. ~Benjamin Franklin

Only one shopping day left ’til tomorrow. ~Author unknown

Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author unknown

Have some remarkable shopping time with your loved ones. Surprise and be surprised by the enticing deals available. Wishing you a fun-filled black Friday!

Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions. ~A.A. Latimer

“I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.” – Stephen Colbert

My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’

I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn’t even pay my power bill.

On this black Friday, be a good citizen and go out for a shopping spree. Shop like a queen but save like a pro!

Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday.- Bill Gates

Consumerism has a religious day called Black Friday. ~Jarod Kintz

The day for all the shopaholics out there is here once again. Make the most of this day because it only comes once a year!

Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle.- Seth Godin

Wishing you a very busy and rewarding black Friday. Shop like this is the last day of your life and pick your deals like a winner. Happy Black Friday!

People will buy anything that is one to a customer. ~Sinclair Lewis

The Black skin is not a badge of shame, but rather a glorious symbol of national greatness.- Marcus Garvey

May your shopping be economic but your fun be unlimited. Have a great day with your loved ones and don’t forget to pick the best gift for me.

Only in America do people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. ~Author unknown

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Wishing you a commercially successful, unbelievably satisfying black Friday! May you have an incredibly profitable day with some of the best deals of the year.

“I think that when you’re really stressed out and can’t face reality, you shop.” — Rachel Zoe

In Los Angeles on Black Friday, a woman pepper sprayed Wal-Mart shoppers who tried to cut in line. The police acted fast by immediately hiring her to get rid of peaceful protesters outside banking institutions all across the United States.- Craig Ferguson

May you have the most rewarding shopping experience on the occasion of Black Friday. Wishing you a shopping day full of lucrative deals!

Here’s to hitting the over/under on how many people will be trampled at Walmart today!

 

Black Friday Quotes
Black Friday Quotes

 

I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.

Go to the mall on Black Friday, they said. You will never come out alive, they said.

Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.

Here’s wishing your Black Friday injuries aren’t so severe that you can’t click a mouse on Cyber Monday. ~Author unknown

Here’s hoping Black Friday doesn’t turn into Black and Blue Sunday.– SomeECards

Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.– Kappit

‘Black Friday Bowling’ Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!

Lets cheers to the fact that I may not get trampled to death on this Black Friday!

May your black Friday be spent in unlimited shopping. May you be showered the craziest, most attractive deals of the year. Happy Black Friday to you!

“Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday!” – Bill Gates

“Shopping is better than sex. If you’re not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like.” – Adrienne Gusoff

My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a ‘mass Thanksgiving text.’– Blake Griffin

Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.– Unknown

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